經(jīng)典趣味英語(yǔ)小故事：一個(gè)愚蠢的人

　　A Silly Man

　　Fred was going to school. When he passed a park, he saw a man sawing a big branch from a tree. The man was on a ladder and the ladder was against the big branch he was sawing. “Hi, it is dangerous.” Fred shouted. “After you cut off the branch, you will fall, too.” But the man didn’t believe him, and said angrily, “Go away, you little thing. It’s none of your business.”

　　Fred could do nothing, so he left. He didn’t go far before he heard something crashed. He rushed back and found the man lying on the ground.

　　Fred asked some men for help. They carried the man to the hospital.

　　一個(gè)愚蠢的人

　　弗雷德走在上學(xué)的路上。路過(guò)一個(gè)公園時(shí)，他看見一個(gè)人在鋸一棵大樹的樹枝。“嗨，你這么做很危險(xiǎn)的。”費(fèi)雷得喊道：“你鋸了那樹枝后，你會(huì)摔下來(lái)的。”而那個(gè)人不相信他，憤怒地說(shuō)：“快走開，小東西，沒有你的事。”

　　費(fèi)雷德沒趣地離開了。他沒有走多遠(yuǎn)就聽見一聲響，他急忙跑回去，發(fā)現(xiàn)那個(gè)人躺在地上。

　　經(jīng)典英語(yǔ)幽默小故事：Sleeping Pills

　　Bob was having trouble getting to sleep at night. He went to see his doctor, who prescribed some extra-strong sleeping pills.

　　Sunday night Bob took the pills, slept well and was awake before he heard the alarm. He took his time getting to the office, strolled in and said to his boss: "I didn't have a bit of trouble getting up this morning."

　　"That's fine," roared the boss, "but where were you Monday and Tuesday?"

　　安眠藥

　　鮑勃晚上失眠。他去看醫(yī)生，醫(yī)生給他開了一些強(qiáng)力安眠藥。

　　星期天晚上鮑勃吃了藥，睡得很好，在鬧鐘響之前就醒了過(guò)來(lái)。他到了辦公室，遛達(dá)進(jìn)去，對(duì)老板說(shuō)："我今天早上起床一點(diǎn)麻煩都沒有。"

　　"好啊!"老板吼道，"那你星期一和星期二到哪兒去了?"